i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
WHAT THE FUCKIs that my roommate
no that’s marilyn monroe
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
follow officialunitedstates friday has failed to meet the quota. rest assured, sixty-five members of my staff have been fired and the other 9/10 have been given a stern warning. the vending machines have been replaced with signs that say MEET THE QUOTAS and everyone’s family photos have been destroyed